Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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