Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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