I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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