When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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