should my penis look like a turkey
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The Olympian is in my bed
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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