it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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