How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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