oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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