hell yes lets make some ravioli
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it was like eating out sand paper
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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