dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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