does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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