That's intense
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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