this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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