There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
