is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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