yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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