i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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