im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
why is half of my head shaved?
The air taste purple.
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