I hate all girls vehemently.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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