your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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