Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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