I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Shame is for Republicans.
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