Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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