chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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