susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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