do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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