whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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