would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
MIDGETS
????
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
How naked do you want me to be?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
