Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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