i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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