You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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