If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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