either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think your dad took our porno
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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