An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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