can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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