i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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