They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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