I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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