It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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