So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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