careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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