You surviving the open bar?
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So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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