Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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