He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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