Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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