I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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