who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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