I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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