I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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