this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
