Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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