I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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