you suck at this game today
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?