they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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