i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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