yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Holy shit dude........stairs
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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