that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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